The gals record a country song.and continues to be the funniest of the group đ¶ /jqku7L5EA4- TheBravoThemđ April 19, 2022 âNo Dramaâ - Real Housewives of New Jersey cast Just like the Housewives themselves, these bops are iconic for being simultaneously good and bad, for bringing chaos and cringe, and for somehow giving the fans nothing and everything they want.ÄŁ5. But donât worry, there are still a lot of other songs left. So if youâre a fan of pre-Bravo Erika Jayne or Simon van Kempenâs â I Am Real,â sorry, they donât qualify. In Vultureâs official ranking, we have considered only Housewives songs that appeared on the show. Itâs a very mixed bag that shares crimes against graphic design in its singlesâ cover art. Some have become memes or gone viral years later on TikTok. Some have more of a novelty factor, while others aim much higher and want to be taken seriously. Not all Housewives songs are destined for greatness. Real instruments and vocal talent may be in short supply, but that hasnât stopped our girls. Weâve heard club bangers, tracks with sassy clapbacks to co-stars, and no shortage of love songs about men with, shall we say, checkered pasts. And ever since Real Housewives of Atlantaâs Kim Zolciak-Biermann dropped the worryingly catchy â Tardy for the Partyâ in 2009, the franchise has been a place where its stars can live out their unfulfilled dreams of becoming pop divas. From wannabe actresses and singers, to socialites and even dancers - like the legendary Camille Donatacci - weâve seen it all. Since 2006, these shows have been a tractor beam for anyone who has tried (and, in most cases, failed) to be famous in every other way. Yup, Iâm talking about the many, many songs made by the stars of Bravoâs Real Housewives franchise. Throw in a hint of desperation and a guaranteed slot to launch your bop on Watch What Happens Live! and voilĂ : Youâve got the recipe for pop-culture magic. But you know what it can buy you? Roughly two hours in a recording studio, an out-of-work songwriter, and maybe a producer to churn out a medium-to-low-tier song. Money canât buy you class - at least according to (former) Countess Luann de Lesseps.
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